Ariane DeVere

Staged - Season 3 - episode transcripts - episodes 4-6

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 13:33:54 GMT

Staged, Season 3 – episodes 4-6 transcripts

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

These transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.

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( Episode 4 – 6 )

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Staged - Season 3 - episode transcripts - episodes 1-3

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 13:28:01 GMT

Staged, Season 3 – episodes 1-3 transcripts

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

These transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.

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( Episode 1 – 3 )

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Staged: Transcript of A Staged New Year’s Message

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 15:29:59 GMT

Staged – transcript of A Staged New Year’s Message

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

The video can be seen here.

These Staged transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.
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( A Staged New Year’s Message )

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Good Omens fic: All Alone in the Moonlight

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 08:14:32 GMT

Author: Ariane DeVere
Word count: 1697
Rating: PG / Teen and Up
Tags: love, separation, loss, loneliness, pining, Gabriel and Michael are nice – no I’m not even kidding – they’re actually nice, memory loss, reunion, happy ending

Summary: Not all angels were pair-bonded, but many of those who were bonded suffered greatly after Lucifer began the rebellion against the Great Plan. When those who followed him fell, many pairs were separated, never to be together again.

One particular angel cannot allow himself to forget his lost love, and Gabriel and Michael have no choice but to take action.

Centuries later, Michael takes further action to remedy what she and Gabriel did all that time ago.

Loosely based around the lyrics of ‘Memory’ from “Cats.”

( All Alone in the Moonlight )

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Staged – transcript of Outtakes

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 10:53:41 GMT

Staged – transcript of Outtakes

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

These transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.
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( Outtakes )

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Staged - Season 2 - episode transcripts - episodes 5-8

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 18:16:58 GMT

Staged, Season 2 – episodes 5-8 transcripts

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

Now updated to include the additional footage shown in the DVD of the episodes. Where lines in the BBC version have been removed from the longer episodes, I’ve left them in.

These transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.

PLEASE NOTE: If you post a comment here and you’re not registered with Dreamwidth, your comment will be screened automatically until I unlock it, so please be patient for it to appear on screen.

( Episode 5 – 8 )

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Staged - Season 2 - episode transcripts - episodes 1-4

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 16:30:18 GMT

Staged, Season 2 – episodes 1-4 transcripts

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

Now updated to include the additional footage shown in the DVD of the episodes. Where lines in the BBC version have been removed from the longer episodes, I’ve left them in.

These transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.

PLEASE NOTE: If you post a comment here and you’re not registered with Dreamwidth, your comment will be screened automatically until I unlock it, so please be patient for it to appear on screen.

( Episode 1 – 4 )

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Staged - Season 1 - episode transcripts - episodes 4-6

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 16:18:22 GMT

Staged, Season 1 – episodes 4-6 transcripts

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

Now updated to include the additional footage shown in the Netflix version of the episodes. There are new scenes, and some additional lines added to the scenes already shown on the BBC. (I’ve also corrected some of the errors in Netflix’s closed captions.)

These transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.

PLEASE NOTE: If you post a comment here and you’re not registered with Dreamwidth, your comment will be screened automatically until I unlock it, so please be patient for it to appear on screen.

( Episodes 4 - 6 )

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Staged - Season 1 - episode transcripts - episodes 1-3

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 16:14:53 GMT

Staged, Season 1 – episodes 1-3 transcripts

Script by Simon Evans
Transcript by Ariane DeVere

Now updated to include the additional footage shown in the Netflix version of the episodes. There are new scenes, and some additional lines added to the scenes already shown on the BBC. (I’ve also corrected some of the errors in Netflix’s closed captions.)

These transcripts are not intended as a breach of copyright. They are provided purely for the benefit of those whose first language is not English, who have hearing difficulties, or who find it difficult to follow subtitles/closed captions.
If Simon, the Execs or the BBC feel this is not appropriate, I can be contacted here, or on Twitter @ CallieAriane (I’ve deliberately followed Simon, and Phin, and Staged on Twitter) and will, of course, take them down on request.

PLEASE NOTE: If you post a comment here and you’re not registered with Dreamwidth, your comment will be screened automatically until I unlock it, so please be patient for it to appear on screen.

( Episodes 1 - 3 )

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Good Omens fic: Numerically speaking, I've always loved you

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 08:45:37 GMT

Title: Numerically speaking, I’ve always loved you
Author: Ariane DeVere
Word count: 18,802
Rating: PG / Teen and up

Summary:
A journey through history with an angel and a demon who are supposed to be on opposite sides but repeatedly fail to remember that they’re meant to be enemies and soon – well, within a few thousand years – begin to realise that they’re way more than just casual acquaintances.

Eleven short(ish) stories, each based around one of the ten scenes from the Episode 3 cold open, plus an epilogue. Each chapter contains the same number of words as the year in which the scene takes place, e.g. chapter 1, based in 4004 BC, is 4004 words long; chapter 10 in Soho is 1967 words long, etc ... Chapters 3 and 4 in particular are therefore very short! Total word count including 2019 epilogue (although AO3 will indicate otherwise): 18,802. Plus a numerically-related Author’s Note.

Tags: ineffable idiots, Episode 3 cold opening, Hard Times, hurt/comfort, friendship, (im)mortal enemies, they were never (im)mortal enemies were they, enemies to friends, friends to something more, idiots in love, idiots taking forever to realise they’re in love, idiots realising they’re in love, idiots uncertain how to cope with being in love, self-doubt, self-questioning, Crowley’s a rubbish demon, Aziraphale’s a rubbish angel, or so they think, and they’re probably right, humour, angst, unhappiness, death of humans in Mesopotamia, death of humans in the London Blitz, decapitation of demons (brief mention), internal querying of the will of the Almighty, internal querying of the expectations of a demon, choosing to be on their own side, finally confessing their feelings for each other, final chapter is in 2019 so we know it’ll be a happy ending, because I’m soft

Available on AO3.

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Good Omens fic: Say It

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 09:33:56 GMT

Author: Ariane DeVere
Word count: 1219
Rating: PG / Teen and Up
Tags: ineffable husbands, missing scene from episode 6, love, fear, unable to tell his best friend the truth, the bloody coward, stop making excuses to yourself you bloody idiot, just tell him, just SAY IT

Summary: He can’t bring himself to say it. They may only have hours to live, but still he can’t bring himself to say it. Shouldn’t he just tell him, before it’s too late?

( Say It )

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Good Omens fic: Over and over and over and over and over (and over and over)

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 11:49:06 GMT

Author: Ariane DeVere
Word count: 3251
Rating: PG / Teen and Up
Tags: ineffable husbands, missing scene from episode 5, (incorrectly) assumed major character death, angst, grief, rage, emotional trauma, then new scene post-episode 6, Deliberate Tense Change at that point, more angst, hurt/comfort, friendship, best friends, positive/hopeful ending, you can ship it if you want to, but you don’t have to if you’d rather not

Summary: Sitting in the wreckage of the burning book shop, Crowley needs to know who started the fire which killed his best friend. When he reverses time and finds the origin of the conflagration, he learns that the culprit is the last person he would ever have imagined. Later, after Armageddon didn’t geddon, it all gets too much for him. Aziraphale is there to help him through his anguish.

( Over and over and over and over and over (and over and over) )

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“Good Omens” Episode 6 – ‘The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives’ DVD commentary

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 21:30:17 GMT

“Good Omens” Episode 6 – ‘The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives’ DVD commentary

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“Good Omens” Episode 5 – ‘The Doomsday Option’ DVD commentary

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 13:18:53 GMT

“Good Omens” Episode 5 – ‘The Doomsday Option’ DVD commentary

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“Good Omens” Episode 4 – ‘Saturday Morning Funtime’ DVD commentary

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 20:17:33 GMT

“Good Omens” Episode 4 – ‘Saturday Morning Funtime’ DVD commentary

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“Good Omens” Episode 3 – ‘Hard Times’ DVD commentary

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 12:19:22 GMT

“Good Omens” Episode 3 – ‘Hard Times’ DVD commentary

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“Good Omens” Episode 2 – ‘The Book’ DVD commentary

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 12:09:42 GMT

“Good Omens” Episode 2 – ‘The Book’ DVD commentary

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“Good Omens” Episode 1 – ‘In The Beginning’ DVD commentary

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 19:38:59 GMT

“Good Omens” Episode 1 – ‘In The Beginning’ DVD commentary

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Good Omens fic: Celestial Harmonies

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 13:23:06 GMT

Title: Celestial Harmonies
Author: Ariane DeVere
Word count: 2603
Rating: PG
Warnings, kinks and contents: Ineffable Husbands, Friendship, Love, Kindness, OFC, character death (not major character), It’s sad but hopefully beautiful too

Summary: Can flights of angels sing you to your sleep? Can angels sing at all? When the life of an elderly human friend of our ineffable husbands is near its end, can Aziraphale remember his heritage and help ease her last moments?

Note: Partially inspired by Michael Sheen’s heart-wrenching reply to a Tweet in the middle of June 2019.

Do note the tags. There is a minor character death in this story, but it isn’t a traumatic one.

( Celestial Harmonies )

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Good Omens fic: The Touch of his Hand

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 10:36:01 GMT

Yes indeed, you may well look shocked! This is not a Sherlock fic; I repeat, this is not a Sherlock fic! I’m not sure whether I’m chuffed to bits or terrified about venturing into a new fandom for the first time. So, brace yourselves, everybody, and here we go:

Title: The Touch of his Hand
Author: Ariane DeVere
Word count: 7285
Rating: PG
Warnings, kinks and contents: Ineffable Husbands, The Elephant in the Room, Idiots in Love, Declarations of Love, Heartbreak, Anguish, Angst, Danger, Endangerment, Anything for Love, BAMF Aziraphale, Eventual Happy Ending

Summary: After far too long, our ineffable idiots finally pluck up the courage to admit their feelings for each other. It’s all quite lovely and the future looks like it’s going to be rosy. But fate is never that kind, and soon it all goes to Hell and back. Pretty much literally.

( The Touch of his Hand )

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sherlock fic: Saint Bartholomew, Chapter 4

Thu, 30 May 2019 09:49:56 GMT

Title: Saint Bartholomew, Chapter 4
Word count: 221 (plus a long rambling Author’s Note)
Rating (for the overall story): PG

( Saint Bartholomew, Chapter 4 )

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Sherlock fic: Saint Bartholomew, chapter 3

Wed, 29 May 2019 07:34:09 GMT

Title: Saint Bartholomew, Chapter 3
Word count: 1907
Rating: PG

[This chapter takes place about a year after Season 4 of blessed memory. ~~(As in: it would be a blessed mercy if Season 4 (or at least episode 3) were wiped from my memory ...)~~]

( Saint Bartholomew, Chapter 3 )

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Sherlock fic: Saint Bartholomew, chapter 2

Tue, 28 May 2019 10:22:35 GMT

Title: Saint Bartholomew, Chapter 2
Word count: 2669
Rating: PG

[Inspired by readers’ comments on AO3 on the original standalone 221B ficlet, this longer ‘missing scene’ takes place between the second and third segments of that story, i.e. after the Fall and before Sherlock’s return.

( Saint Bartholomew, chapter 2 )

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Sherlock fic: Saint Bartholomew

Tue, 21 May 2019 09:28:19 GMT

Title: Saint Bartholomew
Author: Ariane DeVere
Word count: 221 (+ 221B Author’s Note)
Rating: G (though the AN goes a bit potentially PG)
Warnings, kinks and contents: So much fluff (literally) that it’ll make your teeth rot.

Summary: Sherlock rarely reveals much about his youth. When John finds out something about his childhood and makes a nice gesture, why should Sherlock care? After all, sentiment? Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

( Saint Bartholomew )

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Cabin Pressure transcripts - now in their new home

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 14:30:35 GMT

After the sad demise of their previous home, all the Cabin Pressure transcripts have now been loaded to my Dreamwidth blog.

As an added bonus, I’ve put together a single document containing all 27 episode transcripts, plus the transcript of the interview with John Finnemore which appeared on the CD boxset and which contains a few out-takes from the show. Basically it’s like a little gang of shops that have gone on holiday together. The 304 page Word document can be downloaded to your own devices.

Full details of how to acquire the downloadable document, plus links to each individual transcript if you prefer that, and links to other Cabin Pressure stuff that I’ve done over the years, are here.

(Special shout-out to redscharlach for her superb icons, many of which I’ve used with the transcripts.)

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